Iain Burnside on Paul London and Billy Kidman winning the tag titles last year:

VKM: Oooh, when did that Spanky fellow dye his hair black?
JR: That's not Spanky, sir. That's Paul London.
VKM: Nonsense! I'd recognise those pert little young buttocks anywhere!
JR: Spanky quit, sir.
VKM: Really? That's a shame. I'd have given him a title for following company policy on Operation Protect Hunter's Hair. What's this young piece of booty called then?
JR: Paul London, sir. He teams with -
VKM: London, eh! I like London. I like jellied eels. Give him a title!
JR: Very good, sir.
VKM: Fuzzy bit of felt, championship belt!
JR: Err, are you feeling okay, sir?
VKM: Koko B. Ware, protect Hunter's hair!
JR: I'll get your medication, sir..."


You know it's funny so LAUGH NIGS!


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In other news I still have to finish my Warrior DVD review and start a couple others. I have much stuff to post here in due time. Oh and Raw Homecoming sucked aside from the first two matches. True story.